um...

this morning on the news, they were running a segment on how more and more people are having cosmetic surgery on their pets, such as getting their ears stiffened to stand up straight, or their noses tattooed to make them darker, or getting neuticles implanted in their dogs after they get neutered. the highlight of the segment was when a doctor was explaining why she implanted the neuticles (apparently, she was somehow involved in the operation) and how happy she was with them. her quote was something like "they look so real, and they feel only a little bit different". gross.